At this moment I need desperately help from some experts. From you … clever women. 

To start: I’m not a clever woman but just a man and I’m living with a clever woman.

So you would say: “Lucky you” and I’m agreeing with that. Normally it’s wonderful to live with her….I really adore her, but once a month, three or four days before her period starts I’m ready for suicide. 

One extra handicap… We are working and living together on a sailing boat. That is 24 hour a day together on a small place. So when here PMS starts everything I do, don’t do, say or not say… I’m guilty.

She is nervous, can complain about anything and the most of the time she end her sentence with “leave me alone”  But when I leave her alone, after a while the whole party starts again.

You can’t imagine there is always something to quarrel. She is really good in that! 

The morning starts with “Oh my god, I’m gaining weight” when I say that she looks wonderful then her answer is…. “leave me alone” When I don’t say anything then she is screaming “Hey you have to say that I’m not gaining weight” After 30 minutes she is opening the fridge to make her favourite sandwich. (butter, marmalade and cheese). No I don’t say anything.. I learned my lesson. Only when she is buying milk with 0.3% fat… I can’t control my mouth. 

Ok, I know that we men are coming from Mars and women from Venus, in the universe that’s not a problem but here!?
Maybe I have to put her in the dinghy for a few days… 

Please when you have some good suggestions, I’m open for it!
M.S.